- my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
- my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
- people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
dont you hate it when you have a friend whos like your best friend who is everything you are but ten times better like ten times prettier and ten times more talented and ten times more friendly and funny and likeable its like WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
